are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
I though it said “packet of gum”
don’t’ ask me where I got it from.
I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ABOUT OCTOPI AND I JUST PICTURED A MAN TOUCHING A WOMAN’S ARM AND MIRACULOUSLY GROWING ANOTHER ONE AND HE JUST TOUCHES HER AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN UNTIL SHE’S JUST BLANKETED IN ARMS AND IM SITTING HERE WITH TEARS FROM THE LAUGHTER
At the mention of multiple arms, there was a dawning moment of realization
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity
Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.
I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.
this is so important
What if Vriska went about her revenge a bit differently…
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why, Sollux. It appears the red and blue glass of your eyes has caught the pink and green glint of the moons in their perigees. The sweet poetry almost makes a man forget how the grime that once filled your veins made his stomach turn. It is a good omen for illicit lovers. Could you imagine the scandal if anyone found out?? No one must ever know.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
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